



Sunday, retarded family wanted a retarded outing to the bird park. Its retarded because my bro's still superrrrrrrrr excited when he actually went last year. Its retarded because my mum scolded the pelicans for eating a dead fish. She-talked-to-the-bird. My dad tried to hypnotise a bird. He-talked-to-the-bird. My bro bought a bird toy. He-talked-to-the-bird toy. Oh shit, what's happening to the world.