I'm turning into a paedophile. Oh horrid hell, oh noooooooo! I'm super excited over this picture. Angelic man!

I repeated this video about 9 times since 1am yesterday and i still laughed and cried like hell. Its just darn hilarious to me!Even acted it out for Royston, together with Clement. Omg hahahhaha, i'm laughing like hell again!
Helped Auntie May in the MOE language center for those smartasses taking a 3rd language, French or Japanese. I got bored and i started looking at the kids' names. The most popular award goes to 'DENISE'. They got all kinds of damn cool names like, Benedix or Jolyon etc. I got really tired repeating the same things to the parents.
Had tuition with Winifred, Robert and Louis yesterday. Robert, Louis and I went to play pool after that while Winifred went to the hospital to see her baby. Hahaha, no, her newborn cousin!
Alright, its new year's eve tomorrow! Then new year's day the following day! Wait...why am i not feeling anything? It just seemed like another ordinary day.

Shaun, i'll do that tag thing asap okay:D
Oh, Christmas Eve! Went vivo with Fred, Robert and Louis. Shopping is soo not me, but friends' companion is always great enough to cover up everything! Fred had to buy her baby cousin a gift and hahaha, the counter staff thought it was meant for her own child. We met Judith, Shawn, Jasmine Aubrey and Yongkeong too. The world is small, really, or rather, Singapore is damn small. Christmas Eve, a day for couple to come together and get through this holy night? Indeed:) On the streets, we saw both young(REALLY young) and old couples going on dates, i supposed this is one of the days other than valentine's when you have an excuse to give a gift or receive a gift. *Aherm*Alright, my hair is mugly & weird. I asked the angmoh, ' Excuse me sir, can you take a photo for us?' He was like,' take a photo of ME?' No, for us. LOL
Then i went off to work, and they went to IMM to eat shihlin. Louis just wanted to get to Westmall asap though! HAHA
So i met Mildred, her cousin, Shawn then Vicky and Irving later. We were really slacky yesterday. I better not elaborate because i really mean SLACKY by saying slacky. Mildred's like taking Alevels while editing the survey, hahaha. I swear i hate the crowd and i've got warned multiple times about how rowdy Orchard will be like during eve. Its a SCARY eyeopener. At first, i didn't believe because there were NO performances and all. After that, around 10 or 11? Its like a black parade outside lucky plaza and human sea across the streets. I was like in some adventure hunt, trying to shun away from the irritating people with the spray. Nightlife is sooo not for me when i see those people still hanging around Orchard like 2plus am. When i say people, i mean, people around my age, or even younger. Seriously, Shawn, Irving and i agreed that we'd rather sleep and get better complexion than to stay there, sit and do nothing.Some random kid which made me want to have babies instantly. I felt like kidnapping him while his parents were doing survey with Irving.
I reached home close to 5am that day.

Christmas Day, played pool with Day and Shawn then did some shopping(for shawn). Day's day was totally ruined because we were super late. Really sorry, really really. I slept for barely 4hours and i'm out again! Had family discussion for the wallpapers, total headache, i'd rather not give suggestions because they will all be like, 'NOoOoOoOoo'. Anyway, Shawn is the 'white-ball-go-in' king (which makes him the 'free-ball-for-next-player' king as well) and i'm the 'free-ball-for-next-player' queen. We still won damien in a game leh! (okay, theres only 3 games, i confess) Then Shawn wanted to get his new-year clothes, when he picked the checkered pants, Day and I were like, 'nooooo!'. He got the less chaoahbeng-looking pants in the end.
Work is slacky again, Judith and Shawn came to look for Irving and I. Judith was darn funny, i don't know how to type it out! Lol, as usual, strange encounters with tourists and dad came to fetch Gina and I home.

THE VIDEO FROM DAMIEN.
THEIR FACES ARE SO FUNNY!

dayyy/& 'hasta la vista' | ambivalence says:
omg now i know how to commit suicide using psp liao
Meeeeeeeeeeel says:
how??
dayyy/& 'hasta la vista' | ambivalence says:
i just now open the memory stick slot
den u push the memmory stick inside it will eject out what...
Meeeeeeeeeeel says:
haha!
dayyy/& 'hasta la vista' | ambivalence says:
i press to hard den it bounce and almost went into my mouth -.-
*too hard
Meeeeeeeeeeel says:
WHAT LIKE THAT ALSO POSSIBLE! LOL
dayyy/& 'hasta la vista' | ambivalence says:
-.-
Meeeeeeeeeeel says:
hahaha!!
dayyy/& 'hasta la vista' | ambivalence says:
OMFG
Meeeeeeeeeeel says:
shit im still laughing at the video
dayyy/& 'hasta la vista' | ambivalence says:
I TRAPPED A FLY BETWEEN MY TOES
*&ERY(*WUY&()EU@#UU
OMFG
Meeeeeeeeeeel says:
HAHAHAHHA SO FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dayyy/& 'hasta la vista' | ambivalence says:
EW
Meeeeeeeeeeel says:
switch it to the next toe
dayyy/& 'hasta la vista' | ambivalence says:
i was like... wth is that feeling
Meeeeeeeeeeel says:
and the next
dayyy/& 'hasta la vista' | ambivalence says:
so i see
Meeeeeeeeeeel says:
until the end
dayyy/& 'hasta la vista' | ambivalence says:
&^@#*$Y(
Meeeeeeeeeeel says:
AHAHHA
dayyy/& 'hasta la vista' | ambivalence says:
WTF WTF
why does stupid things keep happening -.-
.... only you will play with flies using your toes
Meeeeeeeeeeel says:
totally!
i mean stupid things
lol

I'm just here to spam some random thoughts before rushing off to work later!
I'm not that disappointed about twilight(movie) but i just loved the book more. Suffered from embarrassment from time to time thanks to that book in a way. Embarrassment? Oh man, that totally linked to what happened today.
I
am
not
going
to
approach
any
creeps
for
brochures/flyers(heck, lets call it broflyers)
anymore.
Never.
Okay, that was what i thought earlier. I felt like digging a hole on the ground and hide at that point of time.
ME (rushing off to the toilet, WASHROOM i mean), walked past some lady(i'm being so polite to such creeps). She stretched out her hands and wanted to pass me a broflyer. I assumed that she thought i didnt see it,so she pulled back her hands. ME(being such a tard) approached her and ASKED her for the flyer (i'm trying to help!). She said, 'making credit cards, you want to make meh?' I swear she said it sooo loudly, her colleagues and the passerbys heard. They looked at me with the 'cmon la, shes so young, credit card?dreaming man' look. To save myself from further humiliation, i ran into a shop to hide. Ah, well, i knocked over the mannequin figure. It almost fall:'( Ah well,
NO
MORE
BROFLYERS.
Then, as i was waiting for winifred at the complex, i had some random questions and i really wanted immediate answers. So i turned and spoke to a girl, she was superrrr friendly (wooot) and over conversation dragged on to the extent that i know where she lives;)
Wini and i swam 32laps. She was super fast! I totally swam in a wrong manner(breast stroke). I did not open my arms wide enough, in fact i didn't even open it(cse im afraid that my arms turn too fat and flabby not in 10years time but 1 or 2 years time). I opened my legs damn wide(purposely) because i was taking the opportunity to learn how to split(and claim a treat from coach after i can do a woooot smooth split). I'm damn tired and lazy now.
Then, winifred and i was talking about how Singapore can be destroyed like INSTANTLY by people who do not know what the heck is ICECREAMSODA. You know great minds do think alike. When we alight, there was people giving out BROFLYERS. Damn.
But it was like an instinct, a feeling to tell me to take it from that poor man. I walked back to take(its some cars/furnitures broflyers) and winifred was like, 'you still dare ah, later he ask you, you want to buy cars meh?' Something like that.
Damn.
I
STILL
TOOK
THOSE
BROFLYERS.


I'm off! PISSED.(due to the rush, i've got lots of errors in this post)

Damien tagged me...so...

Part A

1. The person who tag you is?
DAMIEN

2. Your relationship with him/her?
HE IS MY SISTER

3. Your 5 impression of him/her?
1) sister-like
2) full of his own philosophy(but they make total sense!)
3) super funny when he cracks random jokes(are they meant to be jokes?)
4) my com became alive thanks to him
5) patient, approachable person

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for with u?
Alllllll the random conversations. Too many to mention man.

5. The most memorable thing he/she said to you?
Give me 5mins, i go and jump around (its around 1/2am? he said that after listening to jerk it up)

6. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on?
More manly;)

7. If she/he become your enemy, you will?
Cry until i die.

9. What is it you want to tell her now?
Since when damien became a 'her'?

11. How do u think people around you will feel around you?
Irritated. Amazed. They'd best dig a hole and hide.

12. The character you love of yourself are?
I thought this quiz was about him?!

13. On the contrary, the character u hate yourself are?
Ahh, the list will go on.

14. The most ideal person you want to be is?
I hate myself, but i'll still be me.

15. For people that care and like you, say something to them:
Thank you very much.

16. Pass this quiz to 10 people that u wish to know how they feel about.
Damien. Winifred. Shenn. Shawn. Louis. Robert. Melanie. Daojun. Yeemin. Zhiyang.

Part (B)

RULE #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

RULE #2 Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

1. Do you have secrets?
Yeah

2. Would you fall in love with a boy/girl younger than you?
Its hard to say.

3. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
I can't be bothered now.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Travel, TRAVEL, TRAVEL YO!

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
My best friend's a female:'( I'm not walking a curve route, no way.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
I swear, i'll pass both of the options. You'll die loving someone or being loved, its so scary.

7. Give one reason why you love your significant other if you have one, one day.
Fate told me so.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
BREAK THEM UP LIKE WHAT THOSE WRETCHES DO ON TV! (Doh,of cse not. Attached then i'll be a nun)

9. What is the first thing you want to do when you’re legal?
Drive a motorbike. #Zoooom zooooom#

10. What would you do if your significant other if you have one day cheats on you?
I'll not know what to do, swear.

11. How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
A mother with triple mega big tummy/thigh/flabby arms/saggy boobs, putting pacifiers into my 11 babies' mouths.

12. Who are currently the most important people to you?
Family and mates doh!

13. How many times your heart has been broken?
Its still nicely intacted.

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
Single and rich. (i can still have my 11 kids)

15. Love at first sight?
Totalllllyyyy.

16. If you’re attached but you feel as if you like someone else, what would you do?
Just let time decide i guess.

17. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Forgive yes. Just don't remind me of it anymore and i'll really forget.

18. If there is a choice between lover and friends, which will you choose?
Friends, reallllllyyyy.

19. Do you believe that there’s “True Love”?
Uh, no. Seriously, no.

Okay, guess i was wrong, it was pretty fun! Made a mistake, it was 5days ONLY! I met new friends, zhiyang and jet. They totally looked like my friends. I took spaceshot, you know the shoot up to the sky thing. It was like OMG! I'll update more later! I'm not gonna go to genting anymore, hurray! Say hi to batam/bintan next time. WOOT!I'm in the middle, i chose to chop the middle seat! I'm proud of myself for attempting this.:/

Hello all, will be off to Genting. Argh!! No, i don't wish to go. SIX DAYS LEH, IMAGINE DOING NOTHING MUCH THERE FOR SIX DAYS.

dayyy/& 'no place in particular' | happenstance says:
either its adults stuffs or kid stuffs
nothing in between -.-

Thats it.

Winifred told Melissa to blog but Melissa is really lazy. Her house's in a mess, ok not really but partially because the painting work was 1/10 done! They did the balcony and dining hall only, like after an entire day?! We attempted very very weird colours. It turned out pretty weird, but hey, thats the initial intention! The white paint smelt like ferrero roche, i really wanted to drink it up actually. My holidays will be gone in no time, so... what have i done? Ahhhh. Shall watch iCarly now, dumb kids show!
Gina and i working on the doors. That took us like 5hours?! A few doors la.
My bro's messing up the wall.
Concentration;)
Yes, weird.
Very.