After attempting laxatives, yeah, probably, downwards and upwards, no poop.
After being a fruit/vegetable freak for my teen years, papaya, pear, oranges, banana, strawberries, apples apples apples, no poop.
After gulping water, yes lots of water, no poop.
After doing the duck squats huiwen/shanwen taught me to do, no poop.
After running several rounds, hoping that the up/down force can have some impact, no poop.
After visiting the loo 8 times in and out, no poop.
LIKE FINALLY...
ME: GORDAN, YES! I DID IT! WOOHOO
GORDAN: Huh? You did what? Pangsai ah
ME: YEAH
GORDAN: LOL, congrats















That's right yo.